Cpt. Smurf

But it's just so much more fun! And her husband is also her other son. Something tells me the incestuous themes may have to stop...

OK... *cliche alert* But the baby is not her husband's...

A virtual play area - by then we'll be able to plug ourselves into our computers, and we will hop around cyberspace - although you'll have to have some cyber-security. ...

I translated the YWS homepage into Italian and Japanese - 'twas good! And in keeping with the Lion King thing write me started, I decided to translate Circle of Life. ...

Tolkein! :dives away from rabid Tolkein-fans: I could just see this image of a person diving out from behind a bush, screaming "TOLKEIN!" at innocent by-standers sitting on a park ...

My favourite by far is the seventh one - the one with the building behind the glistening still water - the way the sun is just visible behind the building, ...

Hmmm... I know what you mean, and I know that there are circumstances when you can do that - I just don't know what they are... Perhaps someone else knows...?

I like three and four, but the rest don't look like art to me. I'm not saying they're bad or anything: they're great photos, but to me they wouldn't be ...

Very close - I've read all the HPs, all thre LOTR, The Hobbit, but only managed the very beginning of The Silmarillion. It's just so very Bible-like, and I found ...

I'd emotionally blackmail them all into giving me half of their money, without telling the others, so that I ended up the richest of them all. What would you do ...

Well, whether an allegory or not, there's no denying that certain aspects of the books, and in particular the whole resurrection scene in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe ...

Does everyone know that C.S. Lewis was a Christian and wrote this books, like Aslan was god or Jesus or something..I read an entire report but it seems to have ...

I would definitely read them, because they are decent books. However, you may find them a bit of a struggle, as they are more Tolkeiny than Pratchett or Rowling, mostly ...

I would run away to a safe distance and call the police - it's not worth risking another life. What would you do if you set fire to the cat, ...

No, there isn't a fourth......it's a trilogy. 'The Golden Compass' is the film version of 'Northern Lights' that is due for release soonish. Must be a different title then, like ...